January 2012
My sleep cycle.
laugh-addict:
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
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i want to go to the beach and do this.
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When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
lolthefunniest:
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Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
"You hate that bitch too?"
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filthy-horror-stories:
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December 2011
01/01/2012,12:01AM
dinocornz:
heyfunniest:
I haven’t eaten anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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When you tell your crush that you like them:
wowfunniestposts:
expectations
reality
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The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
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When you know all about the current storyline on a...
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When the substitute calls out your name wrong →
funniest10k:
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When someone plays along with your sarcasm
I like you.
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That moment you...
memor-e-lane:
Turn in your essay with last year’s year on it:
Write your previous age on an application:
Forget to put on deodorant:
Leave your homework at home:
Drop your phone:
Lock your keys in the car:
Lock yourself in the car:
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while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
That one rich friend that buys new stuff every day... →
gigglingbean:
and I’m just here like
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Making Fire Tricks →
gigglingbean:
Expectations:
Reality:
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up...
gigglingbean:
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
