victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

reblog if you like pasta

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what are you trying to pull here dominos

leedskiss:

im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle

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“show ur tits for dick”

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(Source: sizvideos)

Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

(Source: bricesander)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

ssweet-dispositionn:

Like who CARES who I like or who I don’t or what I like or what I don’t or who I wanna be with or love like why is everyone so fascinated by something so private and individual! They are my feelings, my wants, your feelings, your wants..why do we have to label everything and turn it all into a…

(Source: jaimesvoice)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

(Source: fagmobs)

(Source: nashgrieruwu)

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

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