gnarly:

Cats stuck in things

(Source: jonnovstheinternet)

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania)

estebanwaseaten:

megsokay:

sherlockspeare:

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If she looks worn out, then I have spent my life looking like a drowned rat wheezing in a sewer. 

(Source: meucuminhasteta)

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rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

do u even lift bruh
Anonymous

humorking:

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nah but i jack off a lot

the-charmandrigo-poketribe:

The SSB4 rooster looks good so far!

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf)

(Source: sirheisenberg)

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