I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
SO TODAY AT THE MOVIES THE CASHIER GAVE ME THIS DOLLAR IN MY CHANGE. IT SAYS “I LIKE YOUR SHOE LACES” AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE SAID “THANKS I STOLE THEM FROM THE PRESIDENT” AND SOMEONE ELSE WROTE “HOLY SHIT”
I AM SCREAMING
ALSO GEORGE WASHINGTON HAS A HILTER MUSTACHE ON THE OTHER SIDE
Behold the tumblr dollar in all it’s glory
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
this post got better
Leo not winning
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’
Make it rain
"Did I kill anybody? No? Good."
"wow i can’t believe i bought so much grocery shopping. my fridge is jam packed."
slowly, i open the door to my refrigerator to reveal rows upon rows of jam jars. plum. strawberry. raspberry. apricot. my fridge is jam packed.
ELLEN’S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
BENEDICT LOOKS SO CONFUSED I’M LAUGHING
I don’t know what universe this is from, but I want to be a part of it.
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
hey whats that film where michael cera plays an awkward teenager